A man wanted to shorten his 20-inch penis so he is able to have sex.
The man heard that if ask a frog, ‘will you marry me?’ and each time the frog declines his proposal, his penis will be 4 inches shorter.”
The man went to the nearest pond and found a frog. Then he asked to the frog, “Will you marry me?”
The frog looked at him, and replied, “NO.”
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter!
“WOW! This is great! But it’s still too long at 16 inches, so I’ll ask the frog to marry me again.” Once more he asked: “Frog, will you marry me?”
The frog rolled its eyes back and say, “NO!”
The man looked down, and it was another 4 inches shorter! “This is fantastic! But 12 inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal”. “So, I’ll ask the frog to marry me ONE more time”. He asked: “Frog, will you marry me?”
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and said:
“NO! NO! . . . and for the last time, NO!”